PAY THE MAN, BITCHES!!!

Upon the news that the US Supreme Court upheld ObamaCare and it's individual mandate, Patrick Gaspard, the Executive Director of the Democratic National Committee, tweeted: "it's constitutional. Bitches."

The word "bitch" has several definitions. But I think I know in which sense Gaspard was using the word (from Dictionary.com):

4. Slang . a person who performs demeaning tasks for another; servant: Tom is so her bitch; she just ordered him to go fetch her some pizza—and he went without a word.

Mr. Gaspard is right, of course. Individual Americans have just been bitch-slapped by the US Supreme Court, Mr. Gaspard and his ilk. The Democrats and progressives in this country truly believe that YOU are now officially their bitch.

In short, you are the left's official sugar-daddy without the advantage of being independently wealthy. From now on whatever the progressive, socialist parasites in Washington want and demand, YOU their BITCH must fetch, then pay for it. Nancy Pelosi wants more food stamps, no problem. Harry Reid wants more free college education, yo! Barbara Boxer wants paid maternity leave for her minions, no matter! Bend over, bitches. And you had better smile and say thank you "ma'am" while you're servicing them.

Think about that as you drive to work tomorrow, bitches!